Quote Board

MindPrint's quote board is a list of real quotes, usually taken completely out of context.

The Quotes

"Humanity, when released from its moral obligations, is really quite interesting." -- Chris Fischer

"I'm a flaming heterosexual, by golly when I see a woman, I look twice." -- Danny Adams

"I hang out with idiots, so I can feel better about myself." -- David Cohen

"That's the problem with Sweet'n'Low: no structural integrity." -- Peter Kallan

"I'm not evil, just amoral. The difference is effort." -- Chris Fischer

"I don't trust any operating system that ends in a zero, and NT2000 ends in three of them." -- Paul Campbell

"I'm winning a losing battle." -- Amy Kopia

"In life there are those that get ulcers and those that give them. You just need to decide which you are." -- Chris Fischer

"Jim Thompson. Food litigator." -- Jim Thomposon

"Don't poke the sick." -- Amy Kopia

"You wouldn't believe the nutritional content in a disposable diaper." -- Jim Thompson

"I'm not afraid of complexity, I'm afraid of incompleteness." -- Walt Stoneburner

"There's no such thing as a dumb question... until it's asked." -- Walt Stoneburner

"There's nothing wrong with him that a few years of therapy couldn't cure." -- Walt Stoneburner

"...these accusations are not completely true, certainly not submittable in a court of law..." -- Walt Stoneburner

"I'm not sick, it's all in my head." -- Amy Kopia

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