{"id":352,"date":"2007-10-31T22:02:25","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T03:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wwco.com\/~wls\/blog\/2007\/10\/31\/abnormal-urinal-heights\/"},"modified":"2007-10-31T22:02:25","modified_gmt":"2007-11-01T03:02:25","slug":"abnormal-urinal-heights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wls.wwco.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/31\/abnormal-urinal-heights\/","title":{"rendered":"Abnormal Urinal Heights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m at O&#8217;Faolain&#8217;s Irish Pub in Sterling, VA and have to hit the little boys room.<\/p>\n<p>The urinals had to been designed by the Thornton Burgess Toiletry Company.<\/p>\n<p>The Baby Bear urinal was at my ankles.  The Moma Bear urinal was where you&#8217;d expect it.  And the Papa Bear urinal was at my chest.  Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>Take a look at where would &#8220;it&#8221; would have to be and use the standard height of a stall&#8217;s handle as a reference point.<\/p>\n<p>I guess Andre the Giant was Irish.<\/p>\n<p><CENTER><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wwco.com\/~wls\/livejournal\/high-urinal.jpg\" alt=\"Urinal at Chest Height\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" style=\"border: thin solid black;\"\/><\/CENTER><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who on Earth would need a urinal this high?  You&#8217;d have to pee out of your chin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,68,69,72,85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-68","category-humor-photos","category-life","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wls.wwco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wls.wwco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wls.wwco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wls.wwco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wls.wwco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wls.wwco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wls.wwco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wls.wwco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wls.wwco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}