I don’t practice Lent. After looking at the top twenty list, maybe that’s for the better.
20. Personal Hygiene
19. Private Bathrooms
18. Shelter
17. Self Control
16. Doors
15. Charitable Donations
14. Lent Itself
13. Gravity
12. Sobriety
11. Spell Check
10. Use of My Thumbs
9. Underwear
8. Verbs
7. Going to Work
5. The number 6
4. Mandatory Medications
3. Taxes
2. Virginity
…and the number one thing to give up for Lent…
1. Monogamy