While at the Milwaukee Custard, just off Ashburn Village Blvd. in Ashburn, VA, I noticed a sign:
Midget Pickles?
Shouldn’t that be Little People Pickles?
Midget Pickles: Politicaly Incorrect?
Can you say midget pickles without offending little people?
Well, “little people” is politically incorrect as well, isn’t it? I would think you would want to go with “vertically challenged” but with pickles that would make them thin not short so you would offend two groups by misrepresenting one group with the other’s euphemism. “Horizontally challenged” might work although that sounds more like an ad for Cialis. Perhaps “proportionally enhanced” would work, it did for Pamela Anderson… not that I’m comparing Pamela with a pickle. Just wanted to make that clear.