So I’m at O’Faolain’s Irish Pub in Sterling, VA and have to hit the little boys room.
The urinals had to been designed by the Thornton Burgess Toiletry Company.
The Baby Bear urinal was at my ankles. The Moma Bear urinal was where you’d expect it. And the Papa Bear urinal was at my chest. Seriously.
Take a look at where would “it” would have to be and use the standard height of a stall’s handle as a reference point.
I guess Andre the Giant was Irish.