Movie Review: Pan’s Labyrinth

Movie Review: Pan’s Labyrinth …not all fairy tales have happy endings.

I’d heard the hype surrounding Pan’s Labyrinth as it was an amazing story with incredible images, but it was clearly not a movie to take young kids to.

If I had to sum it up, I’d say that it was a very dark and brutally graphic version of Anne Frank goes to Narnia, but without a happy Hollywood ending. It dropped the F-word, had a person’s face get smashed in, repeatedly, with a wine bottle, bugs and goo abound, heads are shot at close range with pistols, a leg getting sawed off, a bloody pregnancy gone wrong, two torture scenes, a needle injection and widthdrawl is shown, and quite a bit of facial mutilation, only enhanced by someone stitching their own cheek back up, drinking a shot glass, and the bandaged wound fill with liquid. Relatively little was left to the imagination; so if you’re graphically squeamish, think twice – you may spend a lot of time turning away.

The whole movie was in Spanish with English subtitles. Once again, this worked for me, as about part way through the movie I found that I was picking up more Spanish than I knew and just absorbing the subtitles.

Like many foreign films, there’s a number of pieces that don’t make a lot of sense and are just given. It starts with a young princess escaping – she just does. She suffers consequences for it – she just does, let’s call it magic. A number of the characters spontaneously do things out of character, and yet, the movie is still amazingly predictable at any given point.

SPOILER ALERT

I wouldn’t rate the story as being anything amazing: Mother remarries jerk when current husband dies, daughter thrust into hellish home. Home has labyrinth, girl goes exploring, fawn reveals she’s a princess and to return needs to perform three seemingly random tasks. Things don’t go well, girl dies.

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Graphically, they did some pretty good stuff, especially with costumes and close-up special effects. However, I found the story depressing and left the theater feeling drained and unfulfilled.

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