Battlestar Galactica and the writers strike

It’s been in the news that the ending to Battlestar Galactica has been rewritten.

Supposedly, it’s darker. Depressing. And, you might need a security blanket to get through it.

Here’s my speculation on what happens:

1. Adama finds Earth.
2. The Cylons find Earth.
3. The colonies are wiped out.
4. But, the Cylons finally figured out how to reproduce.
5. We, the viewers, are actually Cylons.
6. And to atone for their sins, the Cyclons made themselves forget they are Cylons.
7. The only remaining evidence is a population that is monotheistic, with legends of a polytheistic society.