This morning I noticed the sock drawer was empty, as my wife handed me a pair of some very low-cut socks.
“I know you don’t like these for work, but they’ll have to do. I need to get your socks back online.”
“Back online?”
“Sorry, I meant I have to do laundry. Guess, you’re rubbing off on me.”
Darn the internet.
(Give it a minute…you’ll get it.) 🙂
Next up: Honey, I blue-screened the dryer